diff --git a/.gitea/workflows/ci.yml b/.gitea/workflows/ci.yml
index 9ce7c993..ef436734 100644
--- a/.gitea/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.gitea/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -87,8 +87,8 @@ jobs:
             - name: Apply Nix binary cache configuration
               run: |
                   sudo tee -a /etc/nix/nix.conf > /dev/null <<EOF
-                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org
-                  extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
+                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://conduwuit.cachix.org
+                  extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
                   EOF
 
             - name: Use alternative Nix binary caches if specified
@@ -201,8 +201,8 @@ jobs:
             - name: Apply Nix binary cache configuration
               run: |
                   sudo tee -a /etc/nix/nix.conf > /dev/null <<EOF
-                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org
-                  extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
+                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://conduwuit.cachix.org
+                  extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
                   EOF
 
             - name: Use alternative Nix binary caches if specified
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci.yml b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
index 3ccbf5d9..d73af24f 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -45,8 +45,8 @@ env:
     # Get error output from nix that we can actually use, and use our binary caches for the earlier CI steps
     NIX_CONFIG: |
       show-trace = true
-      extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
-      extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
+      extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
+      extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
       experimental-features = nix-command flakes
       extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
       accept-flake-config = true
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ jobs:
             - name: Apply Nix binary cache configuration
               run: |
                   sudo tee -a "${XDG_CONFIG_HOME:-$HOME/.config}/nix/nix.conf" > /dev/null <<EOF
-                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
+                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
                   extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
                   experimental-features = nix-command flakes
                   extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
@@ -340,7 +340,7 @@ jobs:
             - name: Apply Nix binary cache configuration
               run: |
                   sudo tee -a "${XDG_CONFIG_HOME:-$HOME/.config}/nix/nix.conf" > /dev/null <<EOF
-                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
+                  extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
                   extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
                   experimental-features = nix-command flakes
                   extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
diff --git a/.github/workflows/documentation.yml b/.github/workflows/documentation.yml
index 4aa93f58..b0ccdb47 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/documentation.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/documentation.yml
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ env:
   # Get error output from nix that we can actually use, and use our binary caches for the earlier CI steps
   NIX_CONFIG: |
     show-trace = true
-    extra-substituters = extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
+    extra-substituters = extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
     extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
     experimental-features = nix-command flakes
     extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ jobs:
       - name: Apply Nix binary cache configuration
         run: |
             sudo tee -a "${XDG_CONFIG_HOME:-$HOME/.config}/nix/nix.conf" > /dev/null <<EOF
-            extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
+            extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://conduwuit.cachix.org https://aseipp-nix-cache.freetls.fastly.net
             extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
             experimental-features = nix-command flakes
             extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
diff --git a/.gitlab-ci.yml b/.gitlab-ci.yml
index c9f239d6..91eb1f55 100644
--- a/.gitlab-ci.yml
+++ b/.gitlab-ci.yml
@@ -12,8 +12,8 @@ variables:
   TRANSFER_METER_FREQUENCY: 5s
   NIX_CONFIG: |
     show-trace = true
-    extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://cache.lix.systems https://conduwuit.cachix.org
-    extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
+    extra-substituters = https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduit https://attic.kennel.juneis.dog/conduwuit https://conduwuit.cachix.org
+    extra-trusted-public-keys = conduit:eEKoUwlQGDdYmAI/Q/0slVlegqh/QmAvQd7HBSm21Wk= conduwuit:BbycGUgTISsltcmH0qNjFR9dbrQNYgdIAcmViSGoVTE= conduwuit.cachix.org-1:MFRm6jcnfTf0jSAbmvLfhO3KBMt4px+1xaereWXp8Xg=
     experimental-features = nix-command flakes
     extra-experimental-features = nix-command flakes
     accept-flake-config = true
@@ -45,10 +45,6 @@ before_script:
   - if command -v nix > /dev/null && [ -n "$ATTIC_ENDPOINT" ]; then echo "extra-substituters = $ATTIC_ENDPOINT" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
   - if command -v nix > /dev/null && [ -n "$ATTIC_PUBLIC_KEY" ]; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = $ATTIC_PUBLIC_KEY" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
 
-  # Add Lix binary cache
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://cache.lix.systems" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-  - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = cache.lix.systems:aBnZUw8zA7H35Cz2RyKFVs3H4PlGTLawyY5KRbvJR8o=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
-
   # Add crane binary cache
   - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-substituters = https://crane.cachix.org" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi
   - if command -v nix > /dev/null; then echo "extra-trusted-public-keys = crane.cachix.org-1:8Scfpmn9w+hGdXH/Q9tTLiYAE/2dnJYRJP7kl80GuRk=" >> /etc/nix/nix.conf; fi